:22:00
but they tell me he is
the most gifted student in his class.
:22:03
Well, living with the best teacher
at Stevens doesn't hurt, Father.
:22:05
Oh, please.
:22:08
At this rate, he'll finish his degree
in, uh, three years.
:22:14
Al, tell us what you've
been working on.
:22:19
- Well...
- Don't bother, Al.
:22:21
She won't be able to follow you.
She's only had a fourth-grade education.
:22:29
I'm studying gall wasps, Mom.
:22:32
I've gathered over 100,000 specimens,
which is really only a drop in the bucket.
:22:36
But my aim is...
:22:38
Ten years of higher education, and he's
still collecting bugs.
:22:46
Prok's also written a biology textbook.
:22:50
Really?
:22:52
It's read in colleges across the country.
:22:55
It's actually a very good read.
:22:58
So I assume you plan
to start a family soon.
:23:03
No, no, I... Don't rush it.
:23:05
Once you have children, you're
tied down forever... your life is over.
:23:15
What?
:23:19
I don't know what I expected, exactly...
:23:22
but he's far worse
than I ever imagined.
:23:25
He is pretty awful, isn't he?
:23:30
- "I once read...
- Shh!
:23:34
"That the decline of the Roman empire...
:23:37
was the result
of too-frequent bathing. "
:23:42
Shh! Shh!
:23:44
Shh.
:23:46
"Some speculate...
:23:48
"that rampant adultery...
:23:50
is a possible cause of earthquakes. "