:10:00
was a jackass.
:10:01
Our legal system at work, right?
:10:03
This guy gets his bumper
tapped by a garbage truck...
:10:06
and he's suing the company
for 1 2 million dollars.
:10:10
l hate stuff like that.
:10:11
So, they get him
up on the stand...
:10:14
and he's telling
the jury up and down...
:10:15
all this pain and suffering
he's had to endure...
:10:17
and l notice that
despite this enormous...
:10:20
uncomfortable collar
he's got on his neck...
:10:22
he's checking me out.
:10:24
He's checking you out?
:10:25
Can you blame him?
She's a beautiful woman.
:10:27
You are a very beautiful woman.
:10:31
And you're sweet.
:10:32
Anyway, that's when l decided,
l'm gonna get the fucker.
:10:37
So what did you do?
:10:39
So, l asked for recess...
:10:41
l made a couple
of adjustments...
:10:43
we go back,
the guy takes the stand...
:10:45
two seconds into
his lawyer's redirect...
:10:47
damn if the guy didn't
jerk his head my way...
:10:50
and that's when l stood up
and l shouted...
:10:52
''Your Honor,
this man's neck is fine!''
:10:55
How'd you make him look?
:10:57
Well, see, during the recess...
:11:00
l took the liberty
of removing my panties...
:11:03
and when he got
back up on the stand...
:11:06
it was just a matter of
spreading my thighs just so.
:11:10
So you pulled a Sharon Stone.
:11:14
From the movie,
''Basic lnstinct,'' with the...
:11:17
l never saw that.
:11:19
Anyway, the case
got thrown out of court...
:11:21
right then and there.
:11:23
You're a very good lawyer.
:11:25
Hey, l'm all about justice.
:11:30
So...how did
the two of you meet?
:11:34
This is a funny story.
:11:37
What happened was that--
:11:38
-Actually--
-Dave introduced us.
:11:42
Really?
:11:43
Yeah. Yeah.
We were at Mod...
:11:46
and Jake went
into the bathroom...
:11:48
and then he came out
of the bathroom...
:11:50
and l hooked them up.
:11:58
By the way,
l love your blouse.