1:00:01
Just because you're
giving me some ring?
1:00:04
An incredibly gorgeous ring?
1:00:09
How do l know...
1:00:11
that you're not going
to betray me again?
1:00:20
A prenuptial agreement?
1:00:22
lt says here
that if l cheat on you...
1:00:24
you're entitled to 70%
of everything that l have.
1:00:28
Well, l thought 70% was fair.
1:00:31
lt is, but it's not about that.
1:00:35
lt's the fact that
you're giving yourself...
1:00:36
an economic incentive
not to cheat on me.
1:00:39
l don't think you're seeing
the big picture here.
1:00:41
l wouldn't do this
if l didn't think that...
1:00:44
l could do this.
1:00:47
Emily, l love you so much.
1:00:51
Emily, please marry me.
1:00:59
She said yes.
1:01:01
Who?
1:01:02
Emily. We're getting married.
1:01:04
What?
1:01:05
That's right. l saw her today
and she agreed to marry me.
1:01:07
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That seems awfully drastic, Cal.
1:01:10
l needed to do
something drastic, David.
1:01:11
l needed to turn
my life around.
1:01:13
Yeah, but are you sure
you're ready for this...
1:01:14
l mean, to be faithful?
1:01:15
You do know you're going
to have to be faithful, right?
1:01:17
Yes, yes, l know.
1:01:18
l'm giving you the best news
of my life here.
1:01:20
You're supposed
to be happy for me.
1:01:22
l come into the apartment,
it's like something...
1:01:23
out of ''lnvasion
of the Body Snatchers.''
1:01:25
Where are you hiding the pods?
Where's my friend Cal?
1:01:27
What are you talking about?
1:01:29
You can't just change overnight.
1:01:30
You are who you are.
1:01:31
You know what?
Fuck you.
1:01:33
Fuck you,
and fuck your pods.
1:01:35
Just because your life
is in the toilet...
1:01:37
doesn't mean everyone else
has to live there, too.
1:01:39
l don't want everyone
to live in the toilet!
1:01:41
lt's just that--
1:01:43
Christ, Dave, you know what?
1:01:44
l ask you over here to see
if you want to be my best man...
1:01:47
and you're acting like l just
took a dump on your forehead.
1:01:51
Your best man?
1:01:53
Yes.
1:01:55
God.
1:01:58
Well?