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My worst secret
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Now I'm humiliated so your work is done here
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Wait... I don't think you are a dork
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but if you know how ridiculous you look,
why would you do it?
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Don't you believe in anything?
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Yeah...
Then tell me...
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Tell me one thing in your life beyond a shadow of a doubt
that you really believe
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I believe Ann Margret has never been given her due
as a night actress
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Duh! For Tommy alone, I mean, did you see her when she was...
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Is that something you can build a life on!
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Look at yourself!
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You're so pretty and colorful on the outside...
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...but on the insde you're nothing but fluff
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You're like a walking... talking... marshmallow peep
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That's not fair
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It doesn't matter when it's true
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I can't believe what I was about to do
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When there is nothing Christian, nothing about you
that's not skin deep
:30:18
Do you believe in God?
:30:20
What, who are you talking to?
You.
:30:22
No, everybody...alright, general question:
Do you believe in God?
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You mean other than Madonna?
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Fucking A yeah, I do... why not?
:30:31
I believe in harmony as a law in the universe like gravity
you know we're meant to vibrate together
:30:36
Well being positive since I was 17 gives meaning
to the word Miracle so yeah
:30:41
I mean without getting all holy on your ass
I believe...what?
:30:45
The mormones are mindfucking him
:30:48
Oh honey you do not want to let them get
into your psyche
:30:51
You start off listening to Amy Grant but then
before you know it...
:30:54
...it's 3 am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it
to the scary bitch on tv with the lavender hair
:30:59
Hello Chris we have a bet going here.
It's you convert one of them, remember?