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when I woke up it was dark
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it was still snowing hard and I heard
a noise at the mouth of the cave like a bear
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and it grabbed me and it picked me up
and I fought but I was so weak and cold...
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all I could do was knock the bear's hood off
Bear had a hood?
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Turned out to be a bear only in the sense
of the search and rescue guy was pretty hairy
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That's when it got weird
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And not until then?
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He ripped off all my clothes
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and he tore all his clothes off
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Sure you weren't delirious?
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Then he stuffed us into a sleeping bag
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Oh wait... hypothermia... I remember from the boyscout manual
Exactly but I didn't know what to think
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I was so... tired
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and cold
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despite of it all..
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I popped the biggest woody ever
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And he wrapped those big arms around me
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pulled me into that hairy chest
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and told me I was OK
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That was the first moment in that whole ordeal
I began to cry
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I don't blame you I would have been freaked out too
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No...
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it was joy
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I thought I'd rather die than be gay
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I got a pretty good idea what dying felt like
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But lying there in the arms of that man
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I thought if this is what being gay feels like
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Bring it on