:17:02
But, uh, this is
the way I see it.
:17:06
Lawyers are scum.
:17:09
Divorce lawyers though...
:17:11
are the fungus
growing beneath the scum.
:17:15
Divorce is the post mortem
of a dead marriage.
:17:18
We represent people who have
suddenly discovered a passion
:17:21
for a fight that they never
knew they had in them.
:17:24
Where was that
passion and fight
:17:28
when it was needed
to save the marriage?
:17:31
Hmm?
:17:33
Don't ask.
It's not our jobs.
:17:35
Everyone loves gadgets.
:17:37
And the way divorce
is going these days,
:17:39
you're going to get
a chance to use them.
:17:40
State-of-the-art stuff
:17:42
for tracking the philandering husband
or the unfaithful wife.
:17:46
For instance,
:17:48
a camera this small
:17:52
can take a picture...
:17:55
this big.
:17:57
Amazing, isn't it?
:17:59
Don't you think
the clarity is wonderful?
:18:01
I'm sure you people at the back can see
all the roses on our suspect's scarf.
:18:05
No longer do we have to rely
on crude convenient store video.
:18:10
With digital capability,
:18:12
we can dispose
of 20 closed-circuit systems
:18:15
and achieve optimum
picture quality.
:18:20
Now I'm sure the person...
there didn't realize
:18:23
that they were being
caught in the act.
:18:25
Wouldn't you agree?
:18:27
Remember, none of us
:18:29
are in divorce law for love.
:18:39
I think you like him.
:18:42
Like him?
Are you crazy?
:18:44
Sure, but I'm also
your mother...
:18:46
when we're
not in public.
:18:49
I know, it's a little painful,
:18:51
but I can see results already.
:18:54
I have the lower lids
of a teenager. Oh!
:18:56
Okay, one that's been thrown through the
windshield, but a teenager nevertheless.