Laws of Attraction
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Oh, Ms. Woods,
look at that.

:38:05
Uh, I see you're
celebrating over there.

:38:07
Would you like to join us?
:38:08
Ah, I just wanted to say
hello to Serena.

:38:10
Well, you're a fan.
Well, who isn't?

:38:13
Uh, Serena, Audrey Woods.
Serena's my new client.

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- Sadly, she's getting a divorce.
- Yes, I know.

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Oh, you do?
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Oh well, I guess
these things hit the papers.

:38:23
No, I know, because
up until 30 seconds ago

:38:26
I thought she was going
to hire me to represent her.

:38:28
- What?
- That's a good look, counselor.

:38:30
Did you practice that
in the mirror?

:38:32
Hey, I decided
to use someone else.

:38:35
Thing is, in the meetin'
you were all up in that

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"high road, let's keep it clean,
no need to get ugly" stuff.

:38:40
Then I read his book.
:38:43
Danny's what I want.
:38:45
He'll cut Thorne's balls off
and give 'em back as earrings.

:38:48
But in all fairness, uh,
Serena, it should be noted

:38:51
that Ms. Woods is very capable
of cutting men's balls off.

:38:54
All right.
:38:56
Sorry, that came out
all wrong.

:38:58
Um, just so you know,
the jacket wasn't designed

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to be worn with a belt.
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Okay.
:39:25
I'll be right back.
:39:31
You stole Serena
to spite me.

:39:36
Come on in.
:39:38
Cubicle 2 is free,
I believe.

:39:40
I didn't steal anything.
:39:42
She read my book
and came to me, I mean it.

:39:43
I don't think
you mean anything you say.

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Well, that, I'm afraid, is gonna
have to remain your problem.

:39:48
But... I don't lie.
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I don't approve of it.
When have I ever lied to you?

:39:53
Well, let me tell you
something, buddy,

:39:57
If you are taking
this case to mess with me,

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things are gonna get really ugly.

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