:08:00
Hey, nice to see you.
:08:06
Hello.
:08:08
She's getting ahead of you.
Stand by, camera three.
:08:12
-Camera three.
-Carl, what are you looking at?
:08:19
Welcome to Kippie Kann Do!
:08:21
Today we're putting the dogs
to the ultimate test.
:08:24
-ls your man a cheating bastard?
-No!
:08:27
Then he'll have to pass the
Kippie Kann Lie Detector to prove it.
:08:31
-Phil, camera two.
-Camera two ready.
:08:34
-Cue doorbell.
-Full scream.
:08:36
Better get that.
:08:38
Yeah! Bring it on, sucker!
:08:41
What up? What?
:08:42
-Cue apes.
-Apes?
:08:44
Security.
:08:48
Yeah, represent!
:08:54
What? What? What?
:08:56
Rapper Boy Taye,
why do you think you're here?
:08:59
I'm here because my woman's getting
a hot hoochie-mama makeover.
:09:02
-Camera four.
-I'd do her.
:09:04
There is some kind of critter
under the table.
:09:07
It's either a rat....
:09:09
My sister saw you humping
on a dirty-girl stripper.
:09:12
Dirty-girl stripper?
:09:14
You crazy!
I never been with no stripper.
:09:17
That ain't your grandma.
:09:19
-That ain't me.
-Liar!
:09:21
-You're stupider than you look.
-No, you didn't!
:09:24
What are you, crazy?
:09:26
-You're a dirty dog!
-Now let's not rush to judgment.
:09:29
-Are you willing to prove it, Taye?
-Yeah.
:09:31
-What do you say, audience?
-Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
:09:42
I got nothing. Lori, what's up?
:09:44
-Another guest?
-Do we have the right running order?
:09:47
-Should we have someone?
-Who's up?
:09:50
-I'm sorry.
-I don't have this.
:09:54
Hello? Anyone there?
:09:57
Oh, Jesus! Kippie's gonna--
:09:59
-There she blows.
-Kippie can't keep covering, Carl!