:12:01
Okay, people,
need you focused right here!
:12:03
It's all about sweeps.
:12:05
Give me drama, pathos,
life unfolding.
:12:08
Make me cry. Ira.
:12:11
Regurgitate something fresh.
:12:14
-"Midget Holiday Hell."
-Stinks.
:12:16
-Come on. Give it to Daddy.
-"Parents Who Party."
:12:19
-Who do they party with?
-Rejecting the midgets?
:12:21
-Midgets.
-What?
:12:22
Mixed parents.
Happy mixed parents.
:12:24
-One normal size....
-One midget?
:12:27
-Sexy. I like it.
-Those midgets are mine!
:12:29
You can't corner the midget market!
Yours party during holidays.
:12:32
-Mine party as a family.
-Are they happy?
:12:34
-lt'd make you cry.
-Kippie is great with sentiment.
:12:37
-Give me that thing!
-Don't! Don't touch me!
:12:40
-He has no happy midgets!
-Gentlemen, please!
:12:43
We combine the segments.
We share the credit and the midgets.
:12:46
We work together here, people.
We are a team.
:12:48
-"Grandma's a Hooker."
-You got a grandma?
:12:51
-Several.
-Run the prep.
:12:53
-"Penitentiary Porn."
-"Little Black Books."
:12:55
-Do not follow.
-Electronic little black books.
:12:59
-As in?
-As in Palms...
:13:02
...BlackBerries, desk organizers.
Electronic footprints...
:13:06
...of where your man has been
and with whom.
:13:09
Under the right circumstances,
they could be a girl's best friend.
:13:13
Especially a scorned girlfriend,
wife, mistress--
:13:16
-I think it's a fantastic idea.
-Thank you!
:13:18
-Since our audience is 90% female--
-Sexy! Run the prep.
:13:22
Let's go! Come on.
:13:23
-"Pregnant Strippers"!
-"Black Midgets with Books"!
:13:26
-"Unnatural Animal Love."
-"Literacy in lnner-City Schools."
:13:30
Shit! Take it back. Take it back.
:13:32
She was just kidding.
:13:34
And I tried to pretend I was.
:13:38
First the doorbell,
then the staff meeting?
:13:40
I am absolutely mortified.
:13:42
Don't worry, no one will remember.
:13:44
-You can ring my bell
-Hey, stop it!
:13:47
-Ring my bell
-She's really upset.
:13:49
Oh, please. I'm the only victim here.
:13:51
Why should I be forced
to share credit with--?
:13:55
-Not fair.
-Your midget idea was tired.
:13:57
-His twist made it different.
-Thanks, I feel so much better.