:33:01
-So when was your last period?
-My what?
:33:03
-Your menses.
-I don't understand.
:33:08
Okay, each month you might notice
a change in your body--
:33:11
I understand what you mean.
:33:12
I just don't know why
you'd want to know--
:33:14
-Barbara Campbell?
-Hyphen-Dunn.
:33:16
-Yes.
-I'm Dr. Keyes.
:33:17
-Hi.
-Hi.
:33:19
So, what brings you in here today?
:33:23
-Warts.
-Warts.
:33:25
-Really painful.
-All the time?
:33:28
Well, mostly
when you step on them.
:33:30
Heels, you know. Ouch.
:33:32
I have a bit of a shoe fetish.
Stilettos.
:33:35
I'm trying to stay away from them.
It's my bad.
:33:38
Well, maybe you can be more specific
as to where the warts are.
:33:41
-You wanna use this mirror?
-No, that's not necessary.
:33:44
I'm very flexible.
They're sort of deep down.
:33:49
Just look way deep down inside.
:33:51
You can't really see them
unless you look inside.
:33:54
Well, maybe not that way.
Why don't you just relax, Barbara.
:33:57
-Okay.
-That's a good girl. There you go.
:34:00
Just going to put your feet
in these stirrups.
:34:06
Stirrups?
:34:12
Gynecologist? Not a podiatrist?
Ten-to-1 those aren't for the opera.
:34:16
-And we'll have a little look-see.
-Look-see? Where?
:34:21
Oops.
Someone left their panties on.
:34:24
-Oops.
-Just....
:34:26
There you go. Good girl.
:34:33
Good.
:34:36
-Comfy?
-Well, let's see.
:34:38
I'm spread-eagle for my boyfriend's ex,
who's about to go searching for warts.
:34:42
Super. Thanks.
:34:44
Barbara,
you know what they say, right?
:34:46
You can never be too rich, too thin,
or too far down on the table.
:34:49
So let's scooch you.
There we go. Perfect.
:34:54
-I'm going to insert the speculum now.
-Oh, good. Narration.
:34:59
You may feel a bit of pressure.