:35:04
Would you take a look at that cervix,
Nurse Kisilevsky?
:35:08
Textbook. I'm not the first person
who's told you that, I'm sure.
:35:12
Can't hear it enough.
:35:13
It was all too horrible.
I had to avert my eyes.
:35:17
Which made me focus
on a sight more horrific.
:35:20
Midst what seemed like an unusual
amount of Dr. Keyes' beauty shots...
:35:23
...stood a picture that jumped out.
Big. Dr. Rachel Keyes and Bob?
:35:28
Stinky Bob! Why would she have a
picture with him unless he was hers?
:35:32
Worse, theirs.
I needed to take control. Fast!
:35:36
Dr. Keyes,
I work with the Kippie Kann show.
:35:39
You would never be interested
in being on television would you?
:35:44
Call me Rachel.
:35:46
I started the vitamin company about a
year and a half ago. It's just taken off.
:35:50
-Oh? And look. Your picture's on it.
-I fought them on that.
:35:54
Sure you did. So tell me, Rachel.
:35:57
What did you have to sacrifice
to get here?
:35:59
Relationships? Family? Pets?
:36:02
I never wanted to settle
in order to settle down.
:36:05
-You know what I'm talking about.
-Oh, yeah. Back to pets.
:36:08
I noticed a picture of a dog
in the examination room.
:36:11
-So happy-looking.
-Bob.
:36:14
He's my ex's dog, but I raised him.
:36:16
-He was such a cuddler.
-Your ex?
:36:19
The dog. I could've lobbied
to keep him when we split.
:36:22
But med school by day,
the book by night.
:36:25
-You wrote a book?
-Here we go. Second printing.
:36:28
Take one. I'll just bill you for it.
It's a play on words.
:36:32
"Keyes to Your Vagina."
:36:34
Clever. Oh, and there's
that picture again.
:36:38
-So anyways, Bob, is it?
-Yeah, he's with Derek. My ex.
:36:43
But I have visitation rights.
:36:46
-Oh, really?
-Sure.
:36:47
The photograph in the exam room
was taken a few weeks ago at a picnic.
:36:51
A picnic? A few weeks ago?
:36:53
He went on a picnic
with this self-obsessed prodigy?
:36:56
-My head was spinning.
-Anyway, Barb. Good news.
:36:59
Your warts have cleared up.