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:37:01
That's good to know.
:37:01
That's good to know.
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Welcome back to
"Grandma's a Hooker, So Handle lt."

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Tell me, Grandma,
as a working girl....

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-Stand by, mystery guest.
-Standing by.

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I pull down about five grand
a weekend.

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Ten if I bring a friend.
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What do you say, Kippie?
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What? Me?
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-Talent is in place and ready to go.
-Hey. How'd it go?

:37:27
-I went to third base with his ex.
-What?

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But my warts have cleared up.
She was a gynecologist!

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-Doorbell.
-Gyne--

:37:36
-Mommy, no!
-Oh, shut up!

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Ira. Can you...?
:37:43
A gynecologist? Yikes.
:37:45
"Yikes" does not even begin
to describe what I experienced.

:37:48
-Here's your chance. Don't screw up.
-Turkey sausage.

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She's an absolute freak of nature.
She's got to be, like, what, 26, 27?

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She's publishing books.
She's practicing medicine.

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And there's like a zillion pictures
of her in her office.

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-Just her. Alone.
-Yeah.

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And let's not forget the little vitamin
company that's just taken off.

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-Look at the positive side.
-Which is?

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He's attracted to extraordinary women.
Beautiful. Talented.

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Which is why he's with you now.
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The only salient information
you need to know is, did he cheat?

:38:20
What? No.
She was more in love with herself.

:38:24
-This is good news.
-Yeah.

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Yeah.
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It's just that he saw her
a few weeks ago.

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They picnicked, which is totally fine.
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He's completely free
to picnic with whomever.

:38:39
-But why wouldn't he mention it?
-Maybe....

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-He forgot?
-Maybe.

:38:46
-Yeah. Okay.
-Who put those damn K's...

:38:48
...all over the cue cards?
:38:50
Bob, slow down.
You're rocking the Palm.

:38:54
-You are so busted.
-What?

:38:56
You're out with a guy. Two-foot-six.
Loves the lips. Farts a lot.


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