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That's good to know.
:37:01
That's good to know.
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Welcome back to
"Grandma's a Hooker, So Handle lt."
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Tell me, Grandma,
as a working girl....
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-Stand by, mystery guest.
-Standing by.
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I pull down about five grand
a weekend.
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Ten if I bring a friend.
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What do you say, Kippie?
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What? Me?
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-Talent is in place and ready to go.
-Hey. How'd it go?
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-I went to third base with his ex.
-What?
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But my warts have cleared up.
She was a gynecologist!
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-Doorbell.
-Gyne--
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-Mommy, no!
-Oh, shut up!
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Ira. Can you...?
:37:43
A gynecologist? Yikes.
:37:45
"Yikes" does not even begin
to describe what I experienced.
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-Here's your chance. Don't screw up.
-Turkey sausage.
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She's an absolute freak of nature.
She's got to be, like, what, 26, 27?
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She's publishing books.
She's practicing medicine.
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And there's like a zillion pictures
of her in her office.
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-Just her. Alone.
-Yeah.
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And let's not forget the little vitamin
company that's just taken off.
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-Look at the positive side.
-Which is?
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He's attracted to extraordinary women.
Beautiful. Talented.
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Which is why he's with you now.
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The only salient information
you need to know is, did he cheat?
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What? No.
She was more in love with herself.
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-This is good news.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's just that he saw her
a few weeks ago.
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They picnicked, which is totally fine.
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He's completely free
to picnic with whomever.
:38:39
-But why wouldn't he mention it?
-Maybe....
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-He forgot?
-Maybe.
:38:46
-Yeah. Okay.
-Who put those damn K's...
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...all over the cue cards?
:38:50
Bob, slow down.
You're rocking the Palm.
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-You are so busted.
-What?
:38:56
You're out with a guy. Two-foot-six.
Loves the lips. Farts a lot.