:36:03
Oh, yeah.
:36:05
Nothing beats a good piss
in the river.
:36:09
Except, of course,
a good romping session
:36:11
of a stupid, ugly, dumb,
pathetic piece of shit.
:36:13
- Yeah, we gotta talk about that.
- Yeah?
:36:17
What's to talk about?
:36:20
I want to call it off.
:36:22
I'm not laughing.
:36:24
I'm dead serious.
:36:26
Wait a minute.
:36:28
First, you get me all juiced up.
:36:30
You make me steal my mom's car.
:36:33
You get me out here
on a Saturday
:36:35
when I could be at home
watching TV.
:36:37
- Marty, come on.
- Then you have me steering
:36:39
the fucking Titanic all across the river
with a bunch of munchkins
:36:42
who are totally sober
and bringing me down.
:36:47
Now, you mean to tell me
we don't even get to do
:36:49
what we came out here for?
:36:51
I had no idea the guy
was gonna turn out so nice.
:36:53
Check it out, Rock,
he's not nice!
:36:55
He's a spoiled, retarded punk
who beat up your brother.
:36:59
OK, maybe I feel a little sorry
for him now.
:37:01
OK, well, then I'm gonna
give you two choices:
:37:03
You're either hard as hell
and you're yanking my chain,
:37:05
or you're the limpest dick
I've ever met in my life.
:37:06
- Everyone wants to call it off.
- Well, everyone is a vagina!
:37:09
You don't even have
a real grudge against him.
:37:14
If you were any kind
of a good brother,
:37:16
you wouldn't let Sammy boy
get the shit kicked out of him
:37:19
and then stroke the beater-upper's dick
all day long.
:37:22
- Just remember the plan's off.
- Yeah.
:37:28
I just wonder if,
when push came to shove,
:37:30
if you'd have my back.
:37:36
Hey, Clyde.
:37:38
Remember when you were in the
fourth grade, and I was in third, and I...
:37:41
I smacked you across the face
with a bat?
:37:43
- How could I forget?
- Maybe you had that thing
:37:46
where you forget
from getting hit in the head.
:37:48
- Amnesia?
- Yeah.
:37:51
Anyway, I was trying to remember.
:37:54
- Why'd I do it?
- I don't know.
:37:56
You must've done something.
:37:59
No, I never do anything to anybody.