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A guy decides to give his wife
a jacuzzi for her birthday.

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She's happy, gives him a kiss.
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They both undress
and get into the jacuzzi,

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splash around in the water.
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Suddenly the doorbell rings.
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So the wife gets out,
puts on her robe

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and goes to see who it is.
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When she opens the door it's
the upstairs neighbor, Mr. Cohen.

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He looks at her with her robe
half open and says:

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I didn't know you were so pretty.
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I'll give you 100 dollars if you
open your robe more at the neck.

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Just a little.
Half an inch.

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So she opens her robe a little
at the neck,

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Mr. Cohen looks and gives her
100 dollars.

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Wow, this is
such a stupid joke...

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Why? - Go on. You can't stop in
the middle of a joke. It's the rule.

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Okay.
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So Mr. Cohen looks at her legs
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and says: If you open the robe
a little on the bottom,

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I'll give you 100 dollars.
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Open it just a tiny bit.
- Wait, what about the husband?

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He didn't notice that his
wife is opening her robe? - Shut up!

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Don't you know this joke?
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Everyone came.
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It was a success, wasn't it?
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It's always a success.
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Pity we didn't invite
Moshe Weinstock tonight.

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Well, he's not
in the founding group.

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But maybe Rachel will persuade him
to join us.

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It was really successful tonight.
- It was, wasn't it?

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Good night.
- I'm glad you came.

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See you tomorrow at the march.
- Yes, sure.

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Good night.
- Good night.


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