:20:10
Gaylord.
What the heck is that contraption?
:20:13
- I thought you were flying in tonight.
- I left you a message.
:20:16
- I didn't get a message.
- I left five messages.
:20:19
Will you get over here
and plant one on me?
:20:22
I've been waiting so long
to see my best buddy.
:20:25
- Good to see you.
- Come here. Come here.
:20:28
- I missed your smell.
- All right.
:20:30
Is this not the most handsome
young man you've ever seen?
:20:33
I used to call him
a young Jewish Marlon Brando.
:20:39
Can you believe I conceived him
with one testicle?
:20:41
No, really. It's true.
:20:44
I only have one
because the other one never dropped.
:20:47
It's not uncommon.
But look at him.
:20:50
Imagine what he would have
looked like if I had two.
:20:57
That's a good icebreaker.
:20:59
There's the sexiest
second-grade teacher I've ever seen.
:21:04
That was a good one.
:21:05
Gets her every time.
Goose bumps. She loves it.
:21:08
I'm Dina Byrnes.
It's so nice to meet you.
:21:11
The pleasure is all mine,
mon cherie.
:21:16
- You gotta be the flower man.
- Right. Jack Byrnes. Pam's father.
:21:20
Bernard Focker, Gaylord's father.
:21:22
We're all grown-ups here,
and we shake hands like men.
:21:25
All right.
:21:28
We're just playing here.
Give me some love.
:21:33
We're family now.
:21:35
What are you so shy about?
Come here.
:21:41
Look at those pecs.
You're harder than sheetrock.
:21:43
You gotta work out
with weights, right?
:21:46
I do calisthenics
and medicine-ball training
:21:49
and I play bi-monthly football.
:21:51
Oh, football.
I was just practising my capoeira.
:21:54
- What?
- What?
:21:55
The Brazilian martial-art
of dance-fighting.
:21:58
He knows what that is. Yeah.