:30:00
OK. Thank you. I don't know
what that means, but thank you.
:30:04
To solve that problem
I created a lifelike latex left breast
:30:08
moulded from his mother's
left breast,
:30:10
so this way LJ will avoid
any nipple confusion.
:30:13
You're avoiding confusion
by strapping a boob on a man?
:30:17
Believe it or not,
it is less confusing
:30:19
because of the texture
of the breast itself.
:30:24
I guess it's very creative.
It's very creative.
:30:30
A little birdie told me
:30:32
that one of our guests here
is a Tom Collins man.
:30:37
For pity's sake.
Isn't that nice, Jack?
:30:40
That is nice. Thank you.
:30:42
Don't drink.
I wanna make a toast.
:30:47
Now. I had a vasectomy in 1974.
:30:50
- '73, honey.
- You're right. '73.
:30:52
So I never had a chance
to procreate a daughter.
:30:55
But had I been able to,
I really would have wanted
:30:58
a girl as sensitive
and as intelligent
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and as beautiful
as this young lady
:31:04
- sitting right here before us.
- Thank you, Bernie.
:31:08
- And she's not an accident...
- Greg.
:31:11
- Yeah?
- I thought you had a sister.
:31:14
Nope. No sister.
:31:15
You said you had a sister.
You said you milked your sister's cat.
:31:24
OK, I'm not done yet.
:31:25
What I'm trying to say is,
it's taken far too long to do this.
:31:29
You know.
But we're finally all together.
:31:33
That's nice, honey.
:31:35
Oh, thank you.
:31:38
All right. That's enough.
:31:40
- L'Chaim, everyone.
- L'Chaim.
:31:44
Like you have popcorn
stuck in the throat.
:31:46
- OK. To family.
- Family.
:31:51
I forgot. I want to say
one more thing about my vasectomy.
:31:54
Sit down.
Honey, get yourself over here.
:31:58
- I went overboard?
- A little bit, honey.