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:53:01
OK.
:53:03
It's amazing how your father
anticipated the pump-fake.

:53:06
It's almost like
he knew it was coming.

:53:11
Well, he definitely takes
competition seriously.

:53:15
How a man handles himself
on the field

:53:18
says a lot about his character.
:53:20
- Know what I mean?
- Yeah. OK.

:53:28
- Hey.
- Hey, we got him, didn't we, dude?

:53:31
- Was he impressed?
- No, Dad. He wasn't.

:53:34
That was a hard shot,
you could have hurt him.

:53:36
I just wanted it to be fun,
but you wanted to win

:53:39
so, you know,
you got me all steamed up.

:53:41
I asked you to play a little defence,
not turn it into a blood sport.

:53:45
I play too easy. I play too hard.
:53:47
- What are you asking me to do?
- I'm not asking anything of you, Dad.

:53:51
Just go down there and apologize.
He thinks it was a cheap shot.

:53:54
- Sure. OK. Whatever you say.
- OK.

:54:00
- I can't win with this kid.
- Honey, it's OK.

:54:03
- Hi, baby.
- Hey.

:54:05
So...
:54:07
- How far along is Pam?
- What?

:54:10
Come on,
I knew it the minute I saw her.

:54:12
Her boobs are bigger, she's hormonal,
no wine at dinner, no football.

:54:17
She just found out yesterday.
:54:20
Honey.
My bubeleh's gonna have a baby.

:54:23
My bubeleh's gonna be a father.
Oh, my God.

:54:26
Tell me. Talk to me.
This is so exciting.

:54:29
What?
:54:30
- You didn't tell Dad?
- Not yet. He's gonna plotz.

:54:33
- You can't tell him.
- Why not?

:54:35
Because he can't keep a secret.
Do you think Jack knows?

:54:38
That guy is in such denial,
he thinks his daughter's still a virgin.

:54:42
Pam doesn't want to tell him
till after the wedding.

:54:45
- That is ridiculous.
- It isn't.

:54:47
- You don't know him.
- Fine. My lips are sealed.

:54:50
I am so excited and thrilled for you.
:54:54
I'm so happy for you two.
:54:57
- Did you plan this?
- No, it just sorta happened.


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