:06:01
No, you just look like somebody I know.
:06:06
No, no, no. Tadpole. Tadpole.
:06:08
- Can you say tadpole?
- Ass... hole.
:06:12
Jack's mole.
Jack has a big mole on his face.
:06:15
- Is your father a mechanic?
- I don't know. I never met him.
:06:18
Never met your dad?
Well, that's unfortunate.
:06:22
But very interesting.
:06:24
Mind if I take a picture of you?
:06:26
- You know, just for fun.
- OK.
:06:32
Mr Moose likes to say good words
:06:35
He doesn't like you to say bad words
:06:37
Ass... hole.
:06:39
OK, just hang on a sec there.
:06:44
Ass... hole.
:06:47
- Yeah, hello?
- Hi, it's me. How's it going?
:06:50
Horribly.
He's crying and screaming and cursing.
:06:54
That poor kid
is desperate for human contact.
:06:57
Hold him and kiss him.
Do whatever it takes.
:07:00
I've been hugging him in secret.
Feeding him chocolates, too.
:07:09
...and told Elmo all about it.
:07:12
All animals have babies.
:07:18
Say hello to my little friend.
:07:23
He's probably teething,
so put a dab of rum in his milk.
:07:27
It'll ease the pain
and he'll go to sleep.
:07:29
- Give him a drink?
- Less than a thimbleful.
:07:32
You don't want Jack coming home
to a screaming baby.
:07:43
Listen to your mother.
Goodbye. I love you.
:07:46
All right. Mom?
:07:54
OK, Little Jack,
I got a surprise for you.