:09:01
Greg, how did this happen?
And why are you wearing antlers?
:09:04
- It's very complicated.
- It's just glue. He's fine.
:09:08
He's not. If he had
the use of his hands, he'd say so.
:09:11
- All right.
- Honey, are you OK?
:09:15
- Greg...
- Dina? Pam?
:09:17
Yes, Dad. Coming.
Little Jack?
:09:20
Honey, I said a thimble,
not a bottle.
:09:26
- Oh, Greg.
- Hey.
:09:28
- How's the little guy doing?
- Everything's just as good as new.
:09:32
- Yeah?
- Dad, come on.
:09:43
- Is he all right?
- He's asleep.
:09:45
I don't care if they called you
Larry Poppins. You can't handle a child.
:09:49
- It was Barry Poppins.
- What cocktail were you making?
:09:52
He's teething. I told Greg
to give him rum to ease the pain.
:09:56
- It was your idea?
- Yes.
:09:57
- What is wrong with you people?
- I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums.
:10:01
Look what happened to him.
You couldn't follow simple instructions?
:10:05
He was screaming so I gave him
a little attention, OK?
:10:08
These setbacks are disastrous
for his development.
:10:11
Don't exaggerate.
:10:13
The child is adorable,
but he's not Little Buddha.
:10:15
What are you saying?
:10:17
I've seen that kid eat at least
15 boogers since he's been here.
:10:20
I've got news for you.
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers.
:10:24
And prodigies don't come in tenth place.
:10:27
OK, Dad, that's my fiancé.
:10:28
I have never seen people
celebrate such mediocrity.
:10:31
Why? Because we love our son?
We hug our son?
:10:35
The truth is, you are so concerned
about that Little Jack
:10:38
but I think it's the Little Jack in you
who's crying out for a hug.
:10:43
The Little Jack in me?
:10:47
You have issues. You run around with
a rubber boob strapped to your chest.
:10:51
- Were you breast-fed?
- Mom, stop.
:10:54
- Key question.
- I guess not.
:10:55
Spare the drugstore psychology.
:10:57
- It all comes down to that.
- Everybody, all right, just...