:14:00
This is the 21 st century.
:14:02
Married or not,
there's no shame in fatherhood.
:14:04
This is the fruit of your loins.
:14:06
That is so beautiful.
Say that to him again.
:14:09
- The fruit of your loins?
- Yes.
:14:11
This is the fruit of your loins.
:14:13
Let's toast and make a sandwich.
:14:15
Mom wants to be the cheese.
:14:18
What are you doing?
:14:21
What did you do?
:14:23
- You OK there, Jacko?
- What's the matter? What happened?
:14:28
I was coming to apologise
and my back went into spasm.
:14:32
It's tender
from that horrific football accident.
:14:35
I feel it.
You're knotted like a pretzel.
:14:37
You must be in a lot of pain.
:14:39
I don't mind. I learn from pain.
:14:41
Pain, schmain. My fingers are magic.
I'll work out the kinks.
:14:44
Oh, yeah,
that's a lovely offer, Jack.
:14:47
No, thanks, I'll be fine.
:14:49
My wife does
wonderful body work, Jack.
:14:52
I don't think he needs it.
:14:57
OK, handsome, shirt off.
:15:00
I'd rather have it on.
:15:02
Oh, no dice. No, no, no.
It has to come off.
:15:05
Lovely.
:15:07
You know,
most back pain is psychological.
:15:11
We carry our emotional baggage
right here in our muscles.
:15:17
I've been watching you, Jack.
:15:19
Studying your body language.
:15:21
And you're a very sensual man.
:15:23
But I'm not sure you realize that.
:15:26
- What are you doing?
- It's a technique I learned in Hawaii.
:15:30
It's a Lomi-Lomi massage.
:15:32
Named after the gentle waves
of the Polynesian sea.
:15:36
The waves go in,
and the waves go out.
:15:39
The waves go in...
:15:43
Hit some driftwood.
:15:47
Jack Byrnes, you are a caged lion.
:15:50
But lions can't be captives
their entire lives.
:15:53
They have to be free
to roam the bush, free and wild.
:15:57
Your wife is a hot, sexy tigress.
She's waiting for you to pounce on her.