:08:00
Can't you talk yet,
Mr Munchkin Head, you little...
:08:08
Greg, Greg, don't infantilise him.
Talk to him like an adult.
:08:12
Muskrat.
:08:14
- Muskrat, Jack.
- Right.
:08:16
Try to understand, he's a little person.
:08:19
His communication skills aren't verbal
yet, but he understands. Observe.
:08:24
LJ, are you hungry?
:08:32
Look at that.
:08:34
"I would like to eat more, please."
:08:39
"I'd like a nap, and then later
I'll enjoy a nice poop."
:08:48
I've heard about
this baby signing stuff.
:08:50
This is, like, cutting edge.
Like... yeah.
:08:53
At his age, Greg,
his mind is like a sponge.
:08:55
But when he reaches your age,
:08:57
his mind will be less capable
of absorbing information.
:09:01
He's so cute. Can I hold him?
:09:03
I don't think that's
such a good idea, Greg.
:09:06
Muskrat.
:09:09
All right. All right.
:09:11
This is Greg.
Greg will not drop you. OK?
:09:16
OK.
:09:17
- Be careful.
- Hello. Hello.
:09:23
I think he likes me.
:09:25
No?
:09:28
- Shit.
- Focker.
:09:30
He's absorbing you.
:09:31
I don't want his first word
to be a profanity.
:09:34
It's OK. Cover your nose.
You're terrifying him.
:09:38
- I'll get a towel.
- Focker.
:09:41
Cool how your dad's
so into being a grandparent.
:09:43
I think it freaks my mom out. He spends
every last second with that kid.
:09:49
Oh, my God.
:09:52
Daddy?
:09:55
Daddy, what is this thing?
:09:57
A custom-designed motor coach.
:09:59
Jack calls it the
"Highlight of our Twilight".