Meet the Fockers
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:11:00
No. Airline travel being what
it is these days, so unreliable,

:11:04
I'll feel more comfortable knowing
I have my own Posturepedic bed,

:11:07
my own thermostat,
my own lavatory facility.

:11:11
So we're all gonna be in this together?
:11:13
We hit the road in exactly
seven minutes, 27 seconds.

:11:17
This way we'll get in early, spend
an extra half-day with your parents.

:11:21
- Isn't that great?
- That is great.

:11:24
...but I'm the one
that gets the fumes.

:11:26
- I'm in the mood for a chimichanga.
- So make a...

:11:30
Hey, guys, it's me.
:11:32
I'm getting worried that
I haven't heard back from you.

:11:36
There's been a little change of plans.
We're coming down in Jack's RV.

:11:40
We'll be arriving tomorrow afternoon,
not tomorrow night.

:11:43
OK, tomorrow afternoon. And they're
bringing their little grandson.

:11:47
So... He's a baby,
so... I don't know.

:11:53
Welcome aboard, me hearties.
:11:55
This is incredible.
:11:56
- It's as big as our apartment.
- Pretty neat, huh?

:12:03
Mr Jinx finally learned
how to flush the toilet, huh?

:12:06
Yeah, Jack installed a special flusher
and he learned in about two days.

:12:11
Hey there, Jinxy.
How are you doing?

:12:18
Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain?
:12:22
- I'm the co-captain?
- Let's set sail, sailor.

:12:28
Good afternoon.
:12:30
This is Captain Jack Byrnes speaking.
:12:33
- Daddy.
- A quick announcement.

:12:35
As a courtesy to fellow passengers,
:12:37
the on-board lavatory
should be used for number one only.

:12:40
Should a need for number two arise,
:12:42
we'll stop at a rest stop
or a heavily wooded area.

:12:45
Thank you. Welcome aboard.
:12:47
I like that thing. You mind
if I make a little announcement?

:12:51
Well, only the captain
gets to make an announcement.

:12:56
Do you want to honk the horn?
:12:59
Sure.

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