Meet the Fockers
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During the breast-feeding stage, Greg,
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infants can get confused
when separated from their mothers.

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So I invented something to ease
LJ's anxiety during chow time.

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I call it the Manary Gland.
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I had it made from an exact cast
of Debbie's left bosom.

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Oh, yeah. OK.
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It's been so effective,
I'm thinking of getting it patented.

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- Would you like to touch it?
- I wouldn't.

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- Feel how soft it is.
- I can see how soft it is from here.

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- No, feel it, Greg.
- It looks... Yeah.

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Just feel the breast, Greg.
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- Just...
- Watch the nipple. Just around here.

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The nipple is his.
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Oh, yeah.
It's got a great, lifelike kinda...

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Or what I would imagine
Debbie's breast might feel like.

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Not that I would know.
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Greg?
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What?
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You promised you wouldn't take
the boob out in front of company.

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Nothing to be ashamed of.
Breast-feeding is natural.

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Dad, that's not natural,
that's just weird.

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As soon as Little Jack's topped off,
we're gonna hit the road.

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Oh, Jack.
You can't drive any more.

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Dr Monroe said
no aggravating your sciatica.

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We're on a precise schedule.
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We bunk here tonight, we hit
horrendous traffic in the morning.

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- Greg?
- Yeah?

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Maybe you can drive
the night shift.

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I could do that.
I am the co-captain.

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So I think that falls under
my responsibilities, right?

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- Keep her at 55. Stay alert.
- Yeah.

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I want to get behind the wheel
of this big boy.

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You got it. Pass.

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