Meet the Fockers
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:37:00
I can't even fry an egg.
I burn cornflakes.

:37:03
I'm amazed he finds time to cook
with such a high-powered career.

:37:07
High-powered?
I wouldn't exactly call it...

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- Why did you kick me?
- I kicked you because

:37:13
you're being modest
and you should tell people

:37:16
that you are a good lawyer.
:37:18
He's fought some big,
important legal battles.

:37:21
When Gay was born, I stopped practising
and became a stay-at-home dad.

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Believe me,
he won a trial or two in his day.

:37:29
- Extremely good trial lawyer.
- A regular Clarence Darrow.

:37:32
So Roz was the breadwinner
and you didn't have a job.

:37:35
- Dad...
- Honey.

:37:36
Come on. You could say
he had the hardest job.

:37:39
- He's just kidding.
- Of course. I'm... Yes.

:37:42
Why don't we jump into
the big Focker-Byrnes wedding?

:37:46
Yes. Good.
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I know we've mentioned
a fall wedding...

:37:50
Isabel?
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- Is that Isabel?
- Yes. Our former housekeeper.

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She has her own
catering business now.

:38:00
I asked her to come
and help Bernie in the kitchen.

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- You didn't say she was here.
- Gay had a monster crush on her.

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- Really?
- I didn't have a monster crush...

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- You didn't tell me.
- It's not true.

:38:11
Not true that I didn't catch you doing
a ba-ziga to her passport photo?

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- Honey, stop.
- I walk in the door...

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Where is he?
There's my baby.

:38:27
It's good to see you.
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- I haven't seen you in years.
- I know.

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Yes. You... Yeah, look at you.
You look...

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I know. I had a boob job.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
This is Dina and Jack Byrnes.

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Hi, Isabel.
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And this is Pam Byrnes,
my fiancée.

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Nice to meet you too.
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Not yet married
and already a little one?

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He is a handsome little Focker.

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