1:22:00
Oh, Greg...
1:22:02
What are you holding?
What's in your hand?
1:22:05
Nothing.
1:22:07
I can see in the mirror.
There's something in your hand.
1:22:10
- Don't worry about it.
- Is that a needle?
1:22:13
Yes, it is.
1:22:15
You seem tense.
I was going to offer you a sedative.
1:22:19
- You're joking, right?
- No, I'm not.
1:22:23
- Jack...
- Is that tartar sauce on your shoulder?
1:22:26
Tartar sauce?
1:22:31
Why?
1:22:33
You've been injected with
a concentrated dose of sodium pentothal,
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street name "truth serum".
You will have no recollection of this.
1:22:40
Tonight, for the first time in
your life, you are going to be honest.
1:22:47
Keep the pressure on it.
1:22:49
Get down, Little Jack.
Get funky.
1:22:56
- Hey there, preggers.
- Quiet.
1:22:58
- How you doing?
- Where've you been?
1:23:00
I went to the bathroom to pee,
1:23:02
and now I am talking to you, my fiancée,
who I've delayed marrying for two years
1:23:07
because I didn't want
our parents to meet.
1:23:10
What?
1:23:11
- What?
- What?
1:23:14
You don't like me? It's OK.
I don't like your little red outfit.
1:23:18
Makes you look
like a demon baby.
1:23:20
Maybe I'll get you
a pitchfork for Christmas,
1:23:22
so we can put you on a can
of Underwood ham.
1:23:25
I'm sorry I can't make
little poop sounds
1:23:27
and I can't make little things that
tell people when I want to do things.
1:23:31
Guess what.
I can make a sign to you, too.
1:23:34
How's that for a sign?
1:23:39
Look, Bernie's onstage. Come on.
1:23:41
Now, to say a few words,
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one of the great
registered nurses of all time,
1:23:47
Gaylord Myron Focker.
1:23:50
Come on, let's give it up to Gay.
Give it up to him.
1:23:57
Bernie Focker.