1:29:00
- We should be celebrating.
- How could you not see it?
1:29:03
Greg is completely unfit
to handle a child.
1:29:05
He's neglected his own son
for 15 years.
1:29:07
Jack, I didn't even know he existed.
1:29:10
Who knows?
You're dishonest about everything.
1:29:13
You're so much better?
1:29:14
Tell us all what you did
last night to Greg at the party.
1:29:18
- Muskrat, Dina.
- Stuff your muskrat, Jack.
1:29:20
He shot Greg with truth serum
before his speech.
1:29:24
- What?
- I found this in his pocket.
1:29:27
Here we go again, Dad.
1:29:29
He did this
to Pam's junior-prom date.
1:29:31
Wait a minute. Yes.
You stuck a needle in my neck.
1:29:34
- You drugged my son?
- I had no choice.
1:29:37
- He refuses to tell the truth.
- He's terrified.
1:29:39
He thinks he has to impress you.
1:29:41
He's had us trying to impress you,
1:29:43
but in my opinion, it's you
who should be trying to impress us.
1:29:46
Jack.
1:29:48
You've insulted me, my wife,
my son, our entire way of life.
1:29:52
I've sat back and taken it,
but you've crossed the line, sir,
1:29:55
and I am gonna have to
kick your ass.
1:29:57
Dad, wait a second.
1:29:59
I'm going to teach this florist
some justice, Focker-style.
1:30:02
- Calm down.
- Just give a minute to stretch.
1:30:05
You're gonna hurt yourself.
1:30:07
- We can talk this through.
- Too late for words.
1:30:09
Dad. No dance-fighting. Stop.
1:30:12
This is capoeira.
This is hardcore shit.
1:30:15
Bernard, if you continue,
you will force me to engage you
1:30:18
and once I begin the secrets of combat,
it will only end with your demise.
1:30:22
Bring it, dawg.
Come on, bring it. Come on.
1:30:24
- He's taunting me.
- Dad, chill out.
1:30:27
- Greg.
- What? You're gonna snap now?
1:30:30
- Greg.
- What?
1:30:33
- Greg, honey.
- Now look what you did.
1:30:35
- It's your fault.
- He's bleeding, Daddy.
1:30:38
Pam, Dina,
I'm calling a family conference.
1:30:41
- Come on.
- No, Dad, this is the family.
1:30:43
In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes.
I'll be Pamela Focker.
1:30:47
Or Byrnes-Focker.
We haven't decided.
1:30:49
No, no, no,
I'm gonna be Pamela Martha Focker.
1:30:52
I know how that sounds,
but that's the name I'm taking.
1:30:55
Pamcake, you're upset.
I'm not sure you're thinking clearly.
1:30:58
It's you who is not thinking clearly.
These two kids love each other.