1:46:04
Hi, baby.
1:46:05
Hi, Little Jack. OK.
Look what I brought you.
1:46:10
What did I bring?
1:46:12
A chocolate for the baby.
1:46:16
Is that good?
1:46:18
You're not supposed to have this.
1:46:20
Grandpa Jack doesn't like chocolate.
He's wacko.
1:46:23
Don't tell him, OK?
1:46:25
I got cake in the refrigerator.
1:46:27
Later I'll bring you that, OK?
Chocolate cake.
1:46:29
Good boy.
But don't tell anyone, OK?
1:46:32
OK. One more.
1:46:37
Yell and scream all you want.
1:46:38
Making noise
is what this country's about.
1:46:41
We got a little protestor on our hands.
1:46:43
It figures. I should have known
this was gonna go on.
1:46:47
Always question authority.
1:46:48
Question everything
El Stiffo Grandpa Jack says.
1:46:51
Know why?
Because he's full of...
1:46:53
He's full of...
1:46:56
Grandpa Jack is full of...
1:47:01
Grandpa Jack is full of...
1:47:08
There he is. Little man Jack.
1:47:11
How you doing?
1:47:13
Can I interest you
in a little wodka?
1:47:15
Just kidding.
1:47:17
I'm officially your uncle now
1:47:19
so I was thinking I should
give you some uncle-y advice.
1:47:23
Hints for surviving in this family.
1:47:25
You gotta learn to keep secrets
from your psycho Grandpa Jack.
1:47:28
He was upset when
you got out of the playpen.
1:47:31
We'd never tell him that instead of
watching you, I was out by the lagoon,
1:47:35
smoking a little reefer.
1:47:39
Or that whole thing
about Pam being pregnant.
1:47:43
There's no little Focker
on the way.
1:47:45
The whole thing was made up
so Jack would let us get married.
1:47:48
You got to do what you gotta do, right?
1:47:51
That's cute.
It's like an alligator tchotchke thing.
1:47:55
What's that in its mouth?
It's got a camera.