:05:00
Now that l hot this,
l ain't playin' no more.
:05:05
And that means no more talkinh
to you stank-ass reporters.
:05:08
-Excuse me?
-That's rihht.
:05:10
l'm talkinh to you .
:05:11
And l said ''stank-ass.''
:05:13
Why now with the Brewers
still in the race?
:05:15
Couldn't you wait
until after the season?
:05:17
l'd have quit last season
if l didn't think
:05:18
you were honna try to block me
from the Hall of Fame.
:05:21
But it don't matter
'cause l hot mine.
:05:24
3,000.
:05:25
Like it or not,
l'm a certified immortal .
:05:28
And there ain't nothin' you
sons of bitches can do about it.
:05:33
Nothin' .
:05:39
ANNOUNCER: Attention ,
all Milwaukee leprechauns.
:05:41
STAN : Hey, all you
Milwaukee leprechauns.
:05:43
This is St. Patty's Day.
:05:44
Get your shamrock hroove on at
Stan Ross' Mr. 3000 Sports Bar,
:05:50
located on Peacock Street
in Waukesha County.
:05:53
We hot 3,000 different kind
of beers.
:05:55
We hot Wild lrish Rose and
anythinh that you mihht want.
:05:59
But wait.
There's more.
:06:02
You want to het
that heavy vibration
:06:04
from that special someone?
:06:06
Get your pahe on at 3000 Beeps.
:06:10
Get your hair dyed , fried , and
laid to the side at 3000 Cuts.
:06:15
Knickknack patty-whack,
het your doh a bone.
:06:18
And het your woof on
at 3000 Paws.
:06:22
Get your Szechuan feast on
at 3000 Woks.
:06:26
Brinh the whole family down
to Mr. 3000 Shoppinh Center.
:06:36
STAN : First year,
l was 1 50 votes short.
:06:39
Come here.
:06:41
Second year,
l was less than 50 and so on .
:06:44
Last year,
l was just 4 votes away.
:06:47
Sportswriters hate me.
:06:48
But my numbers don't lie.
:06:51
l hot 3,000 up there,
one for each one of my hits.
:06:55
They hotta let me in .
:06:56
lt's my year,
and everybody knows it.
:06:59
What about him?