Mr. 3000
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:44:00
Maybe you should use
somethinh lihhter.

:44:02
How about a Wiffle bat?
[ Lauhhs ]

:44:05
How 'bout l shove
my Hall of Fame bat

:44:06
up the crack of your mascot ass?
:44:08
Make you a hot doh
on a stick, bitch .

:44:11
Yeah? l mihht be
a sausahe with teeth ,

:44:13
but you sure as hell
ain't no Hall of Famer.

:44:17
- If you disrespect
-What?

:44:21
Everybody that you run into
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STAN :
Looks familiar?

:44:25
Familiar?
:44:27
You ain't chanhed nothin'
since back in the day.

:44:29
ln fact, l don't think
you even vacuumed .

:44:32
Well , why mess with perfection?
:44:34
Oh , l can think
of a lot of descriptions

:44:36
for this couch , and ''perfection''
ain't one of 'em .

:44:38
[ Lauhhs ]
:44:42
What's the deal there?
:44:43
How come l hardly see you
on ''SportsCenter'' anymore?

:44:46
You know.
:44:47
They hot some pretty younh thinh
they tryin' to hroom .

:44:50
That's bull .
They can't treat you like that.

:44:52
l remember once upon a time
l pushed out the 40-year-old .

:44:56
l been playin' this hame
lonh enouhh to know how it hoes.

:44:59
But l've been lookin' ahead
toward it, you know?

:45:03
l'm honna start producinh
next year.

:45:04
-l'm hoin' behind the camera.
-Oh , you ho, hirl .

:45:09
Like l've been tellinh you ,
you can't beat Father Time.

:45:12
Well , how come you really
haven't settled down?

:45:18
The rihht man wasn't rihht.
:45:22
[ Marvin Gaye's
''Let's Get lt On'' plays ]

:45:24
I've been reaIIy trying,
baby

:45:27
What's the matter with you?
:45:29
That's my sonh .
:45:30
Trying to hoId back
this feeIing for so Iong

:45:34
Come on , bump with me.
Don't leave me hanhin' .

:45:36
Come on .
l need you , now.

:45:38
Don't leave me hanhin' .
Come on .

:45:40
Come on .
Come on out here.

:45:41
All rihht, only 'cause
l like this sonh , too.

:45:43
-Not 'cause l like you .
-l'll take it.

:45:45
- Whoo, Iet's get it on
-Come on .

:45:49
Oh, baby
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Let's get it on
:45:54
-Hey.
- Let's Iove, baby

:45:58
- Let's get it on
-[ Chuckles ]


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