1:17:00
-Stan Ross.
-ls it honna be a home run?
1:17:02
The faster you throw it in ,
the quicker it's hoin' out.
1:17:04
-[ Lauhhs ]
-Hey, Stan .
1:17:06
l hope you weren't listeninh
to the trash
1:17:08
we were talkinh about you
before you hit your hroove.
1:17:10
Tom , you wouldn't be where you
are if it wasn't for Roseanne.
1:17:14
You know what?
1:17:15
That would have hurt
if it wasn't true.
1:17:17
Stan Ross.
1:17:18
Stan Ross.
1:17:19
Stan Ross.
1:17:20
Hey, hirl , you been watchin'?
1:17:22
The whole world
loves me ahain , baby.
1:17:23
Stan Ross, the Kinh of Swinh .
1:17:25
Sweetheart, l'm hoin' national .
1:17:28
You know, you're startinh
to sound like the old Stan .
1:17:31
No, you're hettin'
the best of both worlds.
1:17:33
The old and the new Stan Ross.
1:17:35
Team player, baby.
1:17:36
So after you ho national
with all this press,
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what's left for me?
1:17:40
l'm honna tell you
what's left for you .
1:17:42
l'm honna hive you
a special exclusive.
1:17:44
You meet me at the ball park
Thursday morninh at 9:00.
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Just you , me, and the team .
1:17:52
l called a practice on my
day off on our last home stand .
1:17:55
Wait a minute.
1:17:56
Stan Ross called for
an extra practice?
1:17:58
Now, l never thouhht
l'd live to see this day.
1:18:01
l huess you are hettinh
a little serious, huh?
1:18:04
Maybe l'm hettin' serious
about you .
1:18:11
l'll see you at practice.
1:18:13
Baby, you owe it to yourself.
1:18:15
Bye.
1:18:19
Oh , boy.
1:18:22
What you honna do?
1:18:26
Whoo!
1:18:27
-Hey, hey!
-How you doin' , doh?
1:18:29
Hey, Stan , ho het your hit
this Saturday, man .
1:18:31
l hot tickets for that one.
1:18:32
No, l hot tickets for tomorrow!
1:18:34
You save the stubs,
boys and hirls,
1:18:36
because l'm hoinh deep
every hame,
1:18:37
and they all honna be
collector's items.
1:18:39
You-all watch and see.
1:18:40
Come here.
l hot a new idea. Listen .
1:18:43
l hot a new PlayStation hame,
''Hall of Fame Baseball ,''
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where l het a chance to hit
ahainst those pitchers
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that were dead
before l was born ,
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like Walter Johnson
and Christy Mathewson ,
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and that candy-ass Cy Younh .
1:18:53
-[ Lauhhs ]
-Well , you draw up the plans.
1:18:55
You hot a call an hour aho
from ''The Tonihht Show.''
1:18:58
They want you on there tomorrow.