Napoleon Dynamite
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:09:01
Can I try it really quick?
:09:09
Dang it!
:09:11
I love the way -
:09:13
your sandy hair -
:09:15
floats in the air.
:09:18
To me it's like a lullaby.
:09:21
I'm just flying by,
oh, so high -

:09:24
like a kite
tied to a stake.

:09:31
How was school?
:09:34
The worst day of my life.
What do you think?

:09:36
- Well, I want you to go see
ifTina wants some of this.

:09:43
Kip hasn't done
flipping anything today.

:09:45
Look, tonight me and your...
Kip, listen!

:09:48
What?
:09:50
Tonight me and your aunt are
gonna go visit some friends -

:09:52
and we're not gonna
be back till tomorrow.

:09:54
We're gettin' low on steak, so I got Lyle
comin' over tomorrow to take care of it.

:09:57
- Well, what's there to eat?
- Knock it off, Napoleon.

:10:00
Make yourself a dang
quesadilla!

:10:02
Fine!
:10:04
I'll be back tomorrow.
:10:12
Stay home and eat all
the freakin' chips, Kip!

:10:15
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been
chatting online with babes all day.

:10:20
Besides, we both know
I'm training to become a cage fighter.

:10:23
Since when, Kip?
You have the worst reflexes of all time.

:10:26
- Try and hit me, Napoleon.
- What?

:10:28
I said come down here and see
what happens if you try and hit me.

:10:34
Such an idiot.
:10:36
Let me see what
your best move is.

:10:46
I'll go get it.
:10:49
Geez!
:10:57
Um, hello.
:10:59
Would you like to
look like this?


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