Napoleon Dynamite
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Do it again.
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- Ouch.
- Okay. You'll block it every time.

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Have a seat.
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Now, in addition to
what you just saw -

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if you study with my eight-week program,
you're gonna learn these things.

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First off -
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Rex Kwon Do,
we use the buddy system.

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No more flyin'solo. You need somebody
watching your back at all times.!

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Second off, you're gonna learn
to discipline your image.

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Do you think I got
where I am today -

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because I dress like
Peter Pan here?

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Take a look at what
I'm wearing, people.

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Do you think anybody wants
a roundhouse kick to the face -

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while I'm wearin'
these bad boys?

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Forget about it.
Last off -

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my students will learn
about self-respect.

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Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure
because I go home to Starla at night?

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Forget about it.!
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Now, for only $300,
you can sign up right now -

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for my eight-week program.
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Well, that place
was a rip-off.

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Hey, Lyle.
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Nothin' on here works smooth.

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