:23:01
- I found one once.
- That's very fortunate for you.
:23:04
Now, you told my assistant
that this was an urgent matter.
:23:07
Yes, ma'am.
:23:09
Well, I'm gonna get straight to the point.
:23:13
Someone's gonna steal
the Declaration of Independence.
:23:19
It's true.
:23:22
I think I'd better put you gentlemen
in touch with the FBI.
:23:24
- We've been to the FBI.
- And?
:23:26
They assured us that the Declaration
cannot possibly be stolen.
:23:30
- They're right.
- My friend and I are less certain.
:23:32
However, if we were given the privilege
of examining the document...
:23:37
we would be able to tell you for certain
if it were actually in any danger.
:23:41
What do you think you're gonna find?
:23:43
We believe that there's an...
encryption on the back.
:23:49
- An encryption, like a code?
- Yes, ma'am.
:23:52
Of what?
:23:54
A... cartograph.
:23:57
- A map.
- Yes, ma'am.
:24:00
A map of what?
:24:03
The location of...
:24:05
...of hidden items
of historic and intrinsic value.
:24:14
- A treasure map?
- That's where we lost the FBI.
:24:18
You're treasure-hunters, aren't you?
:24:21
We're more like treasure-protectors.
:24:23
Mr Brown, I have personally seen the back
of the Declaration of Independence,
:24:28
and I promise you, the only thing there
is a notation that reads,
:24:32
"Original Declaration of Independence,
dated...
:24:34
"Four of July, 1776." Yes, ma'am.
:24:37
But no map.
:24:51
It's invisible.
:24:54
Oh! Right.
:24:56
And that's where we lost
the Department of Homeland Security.