1:17:00
Everybody, freeze.
1:17:05
Someone please explain to me
what is going on.
1:17:11
I think I can do that.
1:17:14
See, this guy over here...
1:17:16
...that man who thinks he's Chinese...
You're not.
1:17:19
- And his mother are criminals dealing
in pirated music, movies...
1:17:24
...and probably Gucci handbags.
I don't know.
1:17:28
- Probably.
- The guy with the eyebrows.
1:17:30
- We know him. He drove us over here.
- He didn't tell us he was in the play.
1:17:36
A cop and an actor.
1:17:38
And how, may I ask, did you two
get involved in this?
1:17:41
- I think I can shed some light on that.
- You see...
1:17:45
...senator, it was this crime fighter here,
Officer Lomax...
1:17:51
...who tracked down the Bang family
and wouldn't rest until justice was served.
1:17:56
So really, we're just witnesses
to his sting operation.
1:18:03
- Yeah! What she said.
- Is that true, Officer Lomax?
1:18:07
Did you engineer this collar?
1:18:11
Well, I don't want to gloat, senator,
but I think "mastermind"...
1:18:15
...might be a more appropriate
choice of words.
1:18:18
I love you.
1:18:23
Just a second.
1:18:25
I assume that wasn't the speech
you intended to give this afternoon.
1:18:29
- Not exactly, but...
- No. No. It wasn't.
1:18:31
But you should have heard the real one.
1:18:34
It was amazing, and I know this, because
I heard her practice it 1000 times.
1:18:39
And trust me, she would have won
this thing hands down.
1:18:42
I'm sorry today didn't work out
the way you planned.
1:18:46
See, I thought today was about the speech,
the fellowship...
1:18:53
...my academic future.
1:18:56
But instead, it was about something
much more important.