Raising Helen
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I mean, Lutheranism
has been in our family for as long as

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Lutheran people have been around.
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Being a Lutheran is the greatest.
I mean, right, kids?

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Hippo wants to be a Lutheran, too.
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Hippo is a Lutheran.
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I knew that God told us to move here
so that we could attend your fine school.

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A good, solid education
taught our Lutheran way is the best way.

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- I mean, isn't that right, Father?
- Pastor.

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- Father Pastor.
- Pastor Parker.

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Right.
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Thank you for that fine testimonial.
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Hallelujah.
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Hallelujah.
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Well. I'm just gonna need the kids'
transcripts and blood tests and they're in.

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- Blood tests?
- Make sure they're really Lutheran.

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You'd be surprised
how many non-Lutherans try to sneak in.

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I'm sure. Um, problem.
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They're all hemophiliacs.
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All three of them. Can't take blood.
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- Shh. They're sensitive.
- It's a joke.

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Why would I joke about hemophilia?
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There's no blood test. That's the joke.
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You don't have to be Lutheran to go here.
It's Queens.

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There's, like, 50 Lutheran kids
in the whole neighborhood.

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Shall we take a look around?

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