2:58:04
I don't know what it's like?
How do you think I got this way?
2:58:07
Whatever this way is
that's so particularly unfun and funny.
2:58:11
- Who changed your diapers?
- Don't start with that.
2:58:15
Mom died when I was seven.
2:58:17
- Who fed you? Who baby-sat you?
- Lindsay was there, too.
2:58:22
Lindsay was in New York
trying to be a dancer
2:58:24
and I was at home
not having a normal childhood
2:58:26
cos I was too busy being your mommy.
2:58:29
And you're Tra-La-La Helen.
2:58:33
So... free.
2:58:37
Miss Party-Party-All-Night-Long
and I never ever got to feel like that, ever.
2:58:44
Not once.
2:58:51
I don't wanna fight any more.
2:58:58
Happy Mother's Day.
2:59:08
(referee blows whistle)
2:59:09
42 - foul.
2:59:12
- Flagrant.
- (commentator) One minute left.
2:59:14
Maybe I can come see you DJ sometime.
2:59:17
I don't know, Miss Audrey. I'm not spinning
no kids' birthday parties, you know?
2:59:21
- You got a fake ID?
- Course.
2:59:25
Nurse Wilson says he's OK.
2:59:29
When's Henry gonna play, Aunt Helen?
2:59:32
Uh...
2:59:35
Hey, Coach. This isn't the NBA Finals.
2:59:38
What happens to "everybody plays"?
Why don't you put Henry in?
2:59:41
3, 2, 1.
2:59:44
And Saint Barbara's wins.
2:59:48
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
2:59:50
- Hi. Excuse me. What is your problem?
- Aunt Helen, please.
2:59:53
I know, I...
He could be one of your best players.
2:59:56
He doesn't wanna play
so you need to square that away with him.