:10:10
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
:10:15
I am so sorry, Alan.
:10:21
You know how much I love you.
:10:30
Damn!
:10:31
I guess lunch is gonna have to wait
until round two.
:10:38
That was a stupid fucking thing to do.
:10:42
Jesus, Alan, I was only kidding.
:10:46
I was trying to set you up
for your surprise party.
:10:51
Guess I surprised you instead.
:10:54
No shit.
:10:59
Suicide is a very selfish act, you know.
:11:03
Shit, one more life or death
seems pretty insignificant...
:11:07
in the greater planetary scheme of things.
:11:09
It makes a big difference to me.
:11:12
Death isn't glamorous, Alan.
:11:16
I guess I don't really know you.
:11:20
You, and about four billion other people
on the planet.
:11:23
Don't give me
that misunderstood artist bullshit.
:11:27
We all have problems. We deal with them.
:11:32
You know, you are whining.
:11:35
You're being kind of a creep,
to tell you the truth.
:11:40
I'm sorry.
:11:43
I'm just in my "poor me" stage.
:11:47
Call me an asshole.
:11:48
Are you ever going to pull...
:11:50
such a stupid, cruel, selfish stunt
like that again?
:11:54
-No.
-Promise?
:11:56
Promise. Cross my heart.
:11:59
Now, who loves you?