:15:03
What is it?
:15:04
Only John Lennon
and the Plastic Ono Band.
:15:07
-No way!
-Out-fucking-standing!
:15:10
-Where'd you get them?
-From Jessica, for my birthday.
:15:13
Isn't she going?
:15:15
No.
:15:16
-You're okay to travel, right? I mean....
-Man, he's okay!
:15:20
I told you it was an accident!
Tell him you're okay, Alan.
:15:23
If everyone wants to know so bad that
I'm all right I'll take out an ad in The Voice.
:15:28
John "I am the fucking walrus" Lennon!
:15:31
-Can I touch them?
-Don't let him, he's fucked up.
:15:34
-So are you!
-Yeah, but I can maintain better than you.
:15:37
Shit!
:15:42
-You only got two tickets?
-Dibs. I got the car. I'm driving.
:15:45
I got the tickets.
:15:46
We'll all chip in and
buy the third ticket when we get there.
:15:49
When do we go?
:15:53
How about tonight?
:15:55
Radical!
:16:02
You think the other Beatles might show up?
:16:06
Lennon's there going,
"This is an oldie, but a goodie..."
:16:09
and rips into I Want to Hold Your Hand
or something...
:16:12
and Paul, George, and Ringo
walk on stage...
:16:14
and everybody just goes fucking apeshit!
:16:17
As far as I'm concerned,
it's anything-can-happen day.
:16:22
The Beatles, man!
:16:26
-You know what's going to be weird?
-What?
:16:29
When they get old.
What's it going to be like...
:16:32
when Lennon and Hendrix and Janis...
:16:36
and Jim Morrison
and all the gods of rock 'n' roll are like...
:16:39
old and fat and bald and shit?
:16:42
lt'll be a world I don't want to live in.
:16:45
Amen, brother.
:16:50
Don't answer it. It's gonna be Jessica
and she's gonna want her tickets back.
:16:54
-Don't be ridiculous. It is not.
-It is. Don't answer!
:16:58
It's bad news, I know it.