:10:04
Damn!
:10:05
I guess lunch is gonna have to wait
until round two.
:10:12
That was a stupid fucking thing to do.
:10:16
Jesus, Alan, I was only kidding.
:10:20
I was trying to set you up
for your surprise party.
:10:24
Guess I surprised you instead.
:10:27
No shit.
:10:32
Suicide is a very selfish act, you know.
:10:36
Shit, one more life or death
seems pretty insignificant...
:10:39
in the greater planetary scheme of things.
:10:42
It makes a big difference to me.
:10:45
Death isn't glamorous, Alan.
:10:48
I guess I don't really know you.
:10:52
You, and about four billion other people
on the planet.
:10:55
Don't give me
that misunderstood artist bullshit.
:10:59
We all have problems. We deal with them.
:11:03
You know, you are whining.
:11:06
You're being kind of a creep,
to tell you the truth.
:11:12
I'm sorry.
:11:14
I'm just in my "poor me" stage.
:11:18
Call me an asshole.
:11:19
Are you ever going to pull...
:11:21
such a stupid, cruel, selfish stunt
like that again?
:11:25
-No.
-Promise?
:11:27
Promise. Cross my heart.
:11:30
Now, who loves you?
:11:32
-My mom.
-Who else?
:11:36
Baby Jesus?
:11:38
Funny. Who else?
:11:41
-You?
-Yeah.
:11:45
But I guess you want proof of that,
don't you?
:11:47
Proof is good.
:11:51
It's a little late, but...
:11:55
-happy birthday.
-Thanks.
:11:59
I like the artwork.