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Thank you, Jesus.
Amen.
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All right!
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Welcome to
the first assembly of the year!
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Give it up.
The Lord Jesus is in the house!
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Let's get our Christ on.
Let's kick it Jesus style.
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Y'all wanna walk
with the ultimate rebel, right?
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The ultimate CEO.
The biggest celebrity of them all.
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Who's down with G.O.D?
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I'm down with the G.O.D!
That's right!
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Jesus Rules!
Jesus Rules!
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Let's pray.
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Lord, we're gonna have
an awesome school year
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here at American Eagles
Christian High...
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I know I'm not supposed
to ask for specifics, Lord,
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like when I prayed for an expensive car
and got the handicapper van instead,
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but I want this to be
the best year ever.
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And between you and me...
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... I think you'll agree
I totally deserve it.
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Thank you for sparing me from
the eternal hellfires of damnation.
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I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy
touch me in the rectory.
:19:42
Daddy still hasn 't stopped drinking,
but I know you're working on it.
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And I really want to be a Jewel.
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I wonder if rollerboy's paralyzed
everywhere below the waist.
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Oh, yeah, she digs me.
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Please, Jesus,
don 't let Dad humiliate me.
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Those Jesus freaks
are on to something.
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Especially in front of her.