:25:04
After a threatening letter
from the State Board of Education,
:25:07
they finally broke down
and created a Sex-Ed class.
:25:11
A little too late, I might add.
:25:13
So, it's all about
populating the planet.
:25:16
And good Christians don't
get jiggy with it until they're married.
:25:20
Lights.
:25:25
Yes, Mary.
:25:28
Is it possible Jesus might need us
to do his will by, you know, not waiting?
:25:37
Of course,
he wants us to wait.
:25:40
I don't think I get
what you mean, Mary.
:25:45
I don't know.
:25:47
Which variety of bass
is not indigenous to North America?
:25:51
- B--small mouth.
- Peacock.
:25:53
- Large mouth?
- I'm sorry. That's incorrect.
:25:56
This religious figure
was best known
:25:58
for offering to God
a sacrifice of one of his sons.
:26:01
- Moses!
- Brenda.
:26:03
I--I'm guessing Abraham?
:26:06
- That's correct.
- Oh, really?
:26:08
- Congratulations. Well done.
- I hate this show.
:26:11
Coming up on Lifetime,
:26:13
Valerie Bertinelli
stars in "Bitter Harvest"--
:26:17
a sensitive portrayal
of one woman's struggle with cancer.
:26:20
This looks good.
:26:23
There was a feeling
of twilight in the air...
:26:27
... all honeydew and lilac.
:26:29
God wasn't just
smiling down on me...
:26:33
... he was jumping up and cheering.
:26:36
And then, well...
:26:39
... I thought I was pregnant.
:26:41
I'd been throwing up every morning
:26:43
and hadn't had my period
in two months.
:26:45
So I took a home pregnancy test.
:26:48
What happened?
:26:52
I found out I wasn't pregnant.
:26:56
It was the cancer.