:07:03
what you've all
been waiting for!
:07:07
Shitface...
:07:08
and the greatest ventriloquist
in Europe!
:07:13
The psychotic Psychs!
:07:23
Come on!
:07:30
This grotesque abomination...
:07:33
is not even anatomically correct.
:07:38
Don't laugh,
it's a serious condition.
:07:42
Six years ago, I found him in
a cemetery back in the US...
:07:45
the little fucker tried
to rip me from hell.
:07:49
I was trying to give you
a hug.
:07:57
I don't know much
about myself.
:08:01
I know I'm an orphan,
I know I'm a freak...
:08:04
and of course,
I know that I'm Japanese.
:08:08
But why do I have such
terrible nightmares?
:08:11
Filled with rate and
blood and guts.
:08:16
I'm not like that at all.
:08:18
I would even hurt a fly.
:08:21
There it goes,
back to his family.
:08:25
I envy him.
:08:27
Sometimes, I wonder about
my own parents.
:08:30
Were they Zen masters?
:08:32
Did they serve the emperor?
:08:34
Sometimes I wonder what my mom
and dad were really like.
:08:45
So, you don't believe
in Santa Claus.
:08:48
Trust me honey, tonight
I'm gonna make you believe.
:08:52
Wait to see what Santa is bringing
you, you naughty girl.
:08:55
No, I can hear you fine,
you're not breaking up.
:08:59
Sheila I just said,
you're not breaking up.