:12:00
- For sticking to your diet.
- Thank you.
:12:10
What's going on
in the world today?
:12:13
Julia Roberts is getting 25
million for her next film.
:12:16
I'm so tired of hearing
about Julia Roberts.
:12:19
You know, I should've
played Erin Brockovich.
:12:21
I could've done it
without the WonderBra.
:12:23
Julia stole that part right
out from under me.
:12:26
You know how? She slept with the
director, that's what I think.
:12:30
Jennifer, you know
that's not true.
:12:31
How come I don't ever get
any of the good roles anymore?
:12:34
How come nobody
takes me seriously?
:12:37
- Nice tits.
- Thank you.
:12:41
Look at me, I'm an Oscar nominee,
for Christ's sake...
:12:43
and now I'm fucking a puppet.
:12:45
Got no fan mail,
no paparazzi, no stalkers.
:12:49
There must be something
I'm right for.
:12:52
Let's see...
:12:55
Hip Hop Superstar,
turned director Redman...
:12:58
is still looking for the right
actress to take the female lead...
:13:01
in his upcoming Bible epic.
:13:03
That sounds good.
What's the role?
:13:08
Virgin Mary.
:13:10
- What's so funny?
- Nothing.
:13:12
It's perfect! It's just what I need
to reinvent myself.
:13:16
The Virgin Mary. I always loved
the way she wears robes...
:13:20
her hair off her face,
kinda like this.
:13:23
Joan, get Morty on the phone...
:13:25
and tell him I need to have a meeting
with this Redman right away.
:13:30
That's a wrap for Access Hollywood
reporting from Hollywood.
:13:33
For as you can see, Chucky
and Tiffany are alive and well.
:13:37
You can catch their movie in
theaters next Halloween.
:13:40
Thank you, Chucky.
:13:42
Fuck you very much.
:13:51
I'm not orphan after all.
:13:56
Well...
:13:58
you were shit last night...