:31:01
This is Fung.
:31:02
I know, Fung is so famous
in the stock exchange market.
:31:05
You see! He has a great I.T. look.
:31:07
Fung is a soccer coach.
:31:08
Soccer coach!
:31:09
Everyone knows that Fung is the most...
:31:11
...famous figure in the soccer field.
:31:13
Do you use your legs to play soccer?
:31:15
You see! I'm right.
Actually, do you have any job?
:31:17
I want you to join into my soccer team.
:31:19
Playing soccer?
:31:20
I've no job for six months.
How can you ask me to play soccer?
:31:22
If you can use your Empty Hand...
:31:24
...to be the goalkeeper...
:31:25
What's Empty Hand? It's many years ago.
:31:28
You know,
I even forgot when our Master died.
:31:30
Please listen to me!
:31:32
We're going to sign up
the National Soccer Tournament.
:31:34
The prize is one million dollars.
:31:36
Really? So I say you're the smartest one.
:31:39
You see! You're dressed up.
:31:42
Many years ago, our Master
ordered us to develop Shaolin kung fu.
:31:45
Now, you guys get this great idea
of using Shaolin kung fu...
:31:47
...to play soccer.
:31:49
You see!
:31:50
This's the group picture
of our Master and Brothers.
:31:52
I always keep it under my pillow.
:31:53
You should know what I mean.
:31:54
Great! Let's sit down
to talk about what you mean.
:31:58
I'll call you if I've time.
Remember, please leave a room for me.
:32:04
I really don't have time to talk to you.
:32:06
Some clients waiting for me, I should
keep my eyes on the stock exchange market.
:32:08
You know, my trading is more than
hundreds thousand dollars each.
:32:09
Hello! What's the price right now?
:32:11
Today, my driver is on leave.
:32:13
I just lend my car to my friend,
:32:15
and left my wallet in my office.
:32:17
I'm sorry! I don't have time
to have lunch with you guys.
:32:18
I'm really busy!
:32:20
Get away!
:32:22
Third Big Brother, think about it!
:32:23
If you can use Iron Shirt...
:32:25
...to be the back...
:32:26
What's Iron Shirt?
:32:29
You see! There are
full of planes in the sky.
:32:32
There are full of computer on the street.
:32:34
It's the 21st century.
Please don't live in your daydream!
:32:36
So I think it's a good idea
of combining kung fu with soccer together.
:32:39
It's true!
The prize is a great deal of money
:32:41
For Christ sake! You think I'm...
:32:43
My trading is
hundreds thousand dollars each.
:32:44
It's absolutely no way to give my trading
up and to play soccer with you guys.
:32:47
I'm sorry. You know, I'm so direct...
:32:49
It's impossible to give my trading up and
to sign up any soccer games with you lame.
:32:52
Forgive me. I'm a honest guy.
:32:54
Finally, it's also impossible for me
to win the fucking soccer game.
:32:57
Truly, the probability of winning is 0%.