Shaolin Soccer
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:33:00
Probabi...
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Probability!
:33:04
Okay...
:33:06
It should be head or tail.
:33:09
We'll never get the middle.
:33:11
So the probability is 0%.
:33:14
Let me try!
:33:15
Get away!
:33:17
I've an appointment
with my client at coffee shop.

:33:19
I'm very busy!
:33:20
We can serve you to have noodle
at stalling store.

:33:23
Bullshit! My trading is
hundreds thousands dollars each.

:33:25
How can I go to have noodle
with you guys?

:33:46
He's my Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest.
:33:48
This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.
:33:52
Fung, how are you?
:33:55
What's Vest?
:33:56
Weight Vest.
:33:57
Nice to meet you! Mr. Vest.
:33:59
Fifth Big Brother, are you thinking
about playing soccer?

:34:02
Yes.
:34:03
If you can use Shaolin kung fu,
Weight Vest to be the forward with me.

:34:06
Our attack should be flawless.
:34:09
- Do you have confidence of this?
- Of course.

:34:10
Great! Is there any pills for diet?
:34:14
It's useless.
:34:15
Since the virus get into the cerebellum,
it's no way for me to loose any bounds.

:34:19
After I became like this, I'm not
only unable to use Shaolin kung fu,

:34:23
Weight Vest, but to walk quickly.
:34:27
Yes, you're a little bit fat,
but it's not so important.

:34:30
Forget it!
:34:33
You see, it was my picture!
:34:37
Since I've become like this,
:34:39
I even can't date a girl.
:34:41
You don't understand that.
:34:42
I do. I also can't date a girl!
:34:44
Really?
:34:46
There has been much gossip about
your girls on newspaper and magazine?

:34:48
What's kind of newspaper and magazine?
:34:49
Oh! I'm sorry!
:34:52
Since I've this disease,
I can't control myself.

:34:56
I'm sorry. Please leave me alone!
:34:59
Small Brother!

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