:35:01
I say we take the sword and
neuter him right here.
:35:03
Give him the bar-barber treatment.
:35:05
Oh, mercy! Please!
:35:07
I implore you. It was nothing
personal senor
:35:09
I was doing it only for my family.
My mother, she's sick
:35:12
My father lives on the garbage.
:35:14
The king offered me much in gold...
and I have a little brother...
:35:18
Wow, oh-oh-oh. Fiona's father
paid you to do this?
:35:22
The rich king? Si.
:35:28
Well, so much for dad's royal blessing.
:35:31
Oh, come on, Shrek. Don't feel bad.
:35:33
Almost everybody that meets you
wants to kill you.
:35:35
Gee, thanks.
:35:39
Maybe Fiona would have been better off
if I were some sort of prince Charming?
:35:43
See, that's what the king said.
:35:47
Oh! Err...sorry.
I thought the question was directed at me.
:35:51
Shrek. Fiona knows you'll
do anything for her.
:35:54
It's not like I wouldn't change if I could.
:35:58
I... just wish I could make her happy.
:36:07
Happiness.
:36:09
A teardrop away.
:36:11
Donkey, think of the saddest
thing that ever happened to you.
:36:16
Oh man, where do I begin?
:36:18
First there was the time that old farmer
tried to sell me for some magic beans
:36:22
I never got over this.
:36:23
Then this fool would often have a party
:36:25
and he'd have all the kids
trying to pin a tail on me.
:36:27
Then they all got drunk and
started beating me with a stick
:36:29
Penada, penada!
:36:30
What is a penada anyway?
:36:32
No Donkey. I need you to cry.
:36:35
Yeah. Well. don't go projecting on me.
:36:37
I know what you're feeling man.
But you gotta let your own..
:36:41
You little hairy... licking sucker...
:36:51
Is it on? Is it on?
:36:53
this is fairy godmother.
:36:56
I am either away from my desk
or with a client.
:36:59
But if you come by the office, we'd be
glad to make you a personal appointment.