:54:00
Look at me, Shrek!
:54:01
I'm trotting.
:54:04
That's some quality potion.
What's the next stuff?
:54:07
Oh, don't drink the potion
:54:11
Warning! Side effects may include:
burning, itching, oozing, weeping...
:54:16
Not intended for heart patients,
or those with nervous disorders.
:54:25
What?
:54:26
Senor! To make the effects of this
potion permanent
:54:29
the drinker must obtain his
true love's kiss...
:54:32
...by midnight.
:54:33
Midnight? Why is it
always midnight?
:54:36
Pick me! I'll be your true love.
- I'll be your true love...
:54:39
I'll be true... enough.
:54:41
Look. Ladies, I already have a true love.
:54:46
But take it from me, boss.
You're going to have one satisfied princess.
:54:50
Let's face it. You are
...
:54:53
But inside you're still the same
old mean, salty
:54:56
cantankerous...
-All right then!
:54:58
...angry ogre you've always been.
- And you're still the same annoying donkey!
:55:02
Yeah!
:55:05
Well, look out princess!
Here comes the new me!
:55:12
First things first. We need to
get you out of those clothes.
:55:19
Ready?
- Ready!
:55:26
Stop!
:55:27
God, help me, please!!!
:55:30
I'm blind! I'm blind!
Never be able to play the violin again.
:55:34
Oh, you poor creature. Is there
anything I can do for you?
:55:38
Well, I guess there is... one thing
:55:40
Take off the powder wig and
step away from your drawers!
:55:47
Not bad.
- Not bad at all.
:55:58
Father? Is everything
all right, father?