:09:00
No! I'm an Ogre.
You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.
:09:06
Doesn't that bother you?
:09:09
Nope.
:09:11
Really?
-Really really.
:09:13
Oh?
:09:14
Man, I like you.
What's your name?
:09:16
Ah..., Shrek.
:09:19
Shrek?!
:09:21
But do you know,
what I like about you, Shrek?
:09:22
You've got that kind of:
"I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing.
:09:25
I like that, I respect that, Shrek.
You're all right.
:09:30
Uh, look at that.
:09:32
Who would wanna live in
a place like that?
:09:34
That would be my home.
:09:37
Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful.
You know you're quite a decorator.
:09:42
It's amazing what you did
with such a modest budget.
:09:44
I like that boulder.
That is a nice boulder.
:09:53
I guess, you don't
entertain much, do you?
:09:55
I like my privacy.
:09:57
You know I do to.
That's another thing, we have in common.
:09:59
Like I hate it when you got somebody
in your face.
:10:01
You try to give them a hint
and they won't leave.
:10:02
And then there's that big occurred silence,
you know?
:10:08
Can I stay with you?
:10:09
-What?
:10:11
Can I stay with you,
please.
:10:13
Of course!
:10:15
-Really?
:10:16
No.
:10:17
-Please! I don't want to go back there.
:10:18
You don't know how is like
to be considered a freak.
:10:20
Well..., maybe you do.
But that's why we have to stick together!
:10:23
You got to let me stay!
Please! Please!
:10:25
OK, OK.
:10:28
-But one night only.
-Huh, thank you!
:10:30
A, what are you do... No!
:10:31
This is going to be fun.
We can stay up late,
swap the manly stories.
:10:34
And in the morning...
:10:35
I'll make waffles.
:10:38
Where do I sleep?
:10:40
Outside!
:10:43
Oh, a, I guess that's cool.
:10:45
I don't know you and
you don't know me...
:10:47
... so I guess, outside is best, you know.
:10:50
Here I go.
:10:55
Good night.
:10:59
I do like that half door.
I'm a donkey all alone outside.