:16:00
I'm the gingerbread man.
:16:02
You're a monster.
:16:04
I'm not a monster here. You are.
:16:06
You and the rest of that fairytale trash,
poisoning my perfect world.
:16:10
-Now tell me! Where are the others?
:16:12
-Eat me.
:16:15
I've tried to be fair to you, creatures.
:16:17
Now my patience has reached its end!
:16:20
-Tell me! Or I'll...
:16:21
-No, no, not the buttons.
:16:23
Not gumdrop buttons.
:16:24
All right! Who's hiding them?
:16:26
Ok, I'll tell you.
:16:28
-Do you know the muffin-man?
:16:31
The muffin-man?
:16:32
-The muffin-man.
:16:34
Yes, I know the muffin-man.
:16:35
Who lives on Proully lane?
:16:37
-Well, she's married to the muffin-man.
:16:40
-The muffin-man!
:16:41
-The muffin-man!
:16:42
-She's married to the muffin-man.
:16:45
My lord! We found it.
:16:47
Well then, what are you waiting for?
Bring it in.
:17:04
Magic mirror.
:17:05
Don't tell him anything!
:17:11
Evening.
:17:13
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
:17:15
Is this not the most
perfect kingdom of them all?
:17:18
Well, technically,
you're not a king.
:17:22
Ah..., felonious.
:17:24
-You were saying.
-What I mean is a...
:17:26
...you're not a king, yet.
:17:28
But you can become one.
:17:30
All you have to do,
is marry a princess.
:17:32
Go on.
:17:34
So, just sit back
and relax my lord,
:17:38
because it's time for you
to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
:17:42
And here they are.
:17:46
Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused
shedding from a kingdom far, far away.
:17:50
She likes sushi
and hot tubbing anytime.
:17:53
Her hobbies include cooking and
cleaning for two evil sisters.
:17:56
Please welcome... Cinderella.
:17:59
Bachelorette number two is a
cape wearing girl from a land of fantasy.