:18:02
Although she lives with seven other man,
:18:04
she is not easy.
:18:05
Just kiss hers dead frozen lips
and find out what a live wife she is.
:18:09
Come on.
Give it up for... Show-white.
:18:12
And last but certainly not least.
:18:15
Bachelorette number three
is a fire-red head,
:18:17
from a dragon guarded castle,
surrounded by a hot boiling lava.
:18:20
But don't let that cool you off.
:18:21
She's a loaded pistol who likes
Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
:18:24
Yours for the rescuing,
Princess Fiona.
:18:29
So will it be, bachelorette number one?
Bachelorette number two?
:18:33
Or bachelorette number three?
:18:35
-Two... -Three! -Two!
:18:39
One. No, no, no.
:18:40
Three.
Pick number three my lord.
:18:43
Ok, ok. Number three.
:18:46
Lord Farquaad. You've chosen...
princess Fiona.
:18:55
She's nice. Fiona.
She's perfect.
:19:00
All I have to do is just find someone...
:19:02
But I probably should mention little thing
that happens at night...
:19:05
-I'll do it!
-Yes, but after sunset...
:19:06
Silence!
:19:08
I will make this princess Fiona my queen.
:19:10
And Duloc will finally have the perfect king!
:19:14
Captain! Assemble your finest man.
:19:17
We're going to have a tournament!
:19:23
That's it, that's,
right there, that's Duloc.
:19:25
I've told you I'll find it.
:19:27
So. That must be lord Farquaad's castle.
:19:32
Aha, that's the place.
:19:34
Do you think maybe he's
compensating for something.
:19:41
Hey, hey wait up Shrek!
:19:47
-Hey, you!
-No, no!
:19:49
Wait a second.
:19:51
Look, I'm not gonna eat you.
I just...